I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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