once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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