ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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