i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think I died a long time ago.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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