But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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