its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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