Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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