i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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