I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
