Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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