if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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