Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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