we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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