she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You need Xanax blowdarts
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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