You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You made out with two different species that night
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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