everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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