I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Randomize
