you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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