she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize
