This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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