He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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