love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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