You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
