I want to stick my p in your. b.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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