I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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