so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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