I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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