Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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