I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
So many bounce houses so little time
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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