Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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