If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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