I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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