Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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