You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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