I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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