I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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