Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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