You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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