You're completely useless in the revolution.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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