is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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