i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
