win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I lost the right to judge tonight
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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