I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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