What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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