A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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