i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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