The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
is that a dick in a sweater?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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