Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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