Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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