lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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